Sakura Clicker dropped me right into the action. I quickly figured out the mechanics for the game: click literally anywhere on the screen to send your enemies into the throes of orgas- I mean, reduce your enemies’ health to defeat them. Doing this gives you coins, which make the exact same sounds as Munny from the first two Kingdom Hearts games. My first look at the sprawling world of Sakura Clicker. The Steam page mentioned the game had English subtitles, but sadly, I wasn’t presented any translations for the small noises of pleasure or breathy Japanese exclamations.
I couldn’t help but feel like I was missing something important. At the very least, Sakura Clicker keeps everything simple with the enemy names – regular enemies are referred to as their respective animals like Bear, Boar, and Anubis, whereas their boss versions are titled Big Bear, Big Boar, and Big Anubis.
